While scores of celebrities are on Twitter, it seems that a number are using ghost Twitterers to document the sordid, non-events of their lives. 50 Cent, Britney and others are having their Tweets written for them. Not surprising really but it lead me to think of a new service.
Ghostter – a Twitter ghosting service when your life if just too dull to write about yourself. Imagine that you’ve joined Twitter and have managed to build a small number of followers. Sadly, your life is pretty dull and your average Tweet amounts to no more than “BIG DAY. Found a pound on the bus” or “They ran out of cheese and pickle at Pret’s. What a bummer” . If this is you, it’s time for Ghostter (TM). Here’s how it works.
Set your Twitter frequency
- Stephen Fry
Who are your celebrity Followers?
- <insert real friend here>
What are you doing?
- Getting thrown out of a nightclub
- On a plane (first class naturally)
- Watching a private movie screening
- Doing Tai Chi
- Having a romantic dinner for two
- Saving orphans from a house fire
- Luhui Xiasanangju Tea
- Fijian mineral water
- Xinjiang Black
- Mild and bitter (UK only)
What is you favourite Tweet slang
- Pleasant (UK only)
Now for only $10 a month Ghostter will fill the Twitterverse with your imaginary life.
Thrown out of Avalon with @aplusk after saving orphans from a house fire. WTF
On a flight to London with @The_Real_Shaq drinking mild and bitter. Dude
Now all I need is a programmer.